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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Treating people just like sausages

    Artist: Black Sabbath
    Song: War Pigs
    Real Lyric: Treating people just like pawns in chess

    The story:

    I thought surely treating people like sausages made more sense in England than in the USA. I had arrived at work after hearing the song in the car, and sang the line, which was stuck in my head.

    Jason asked me to repeat it, so I did. A couple of hours later he said that he was still trying to figure out what song it came from. When I told him War Pigs, he still didn't get it for a minute before he laughed, loudly proclaiming the proper lyrics.

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