Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let...fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four bedroom
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road.

The story:

This was popular back in the late 50's and it is really easy to sing. A very catchy tune.

Now, fast forward to 2008, I'm listening to an oldie station and it comes on. So with the window down in the car and me singing at the top of my lungs, I hear myself say, "Buys an eight by twelve four bedroom."

I realized it was wrong and listened very hard to get the right words. The embassing part is that when I get really tickled, I laugh very loud. I was at a red light and people were looking at me very strangely.

Bet I won't get them wrong again.