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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Trailers for sale or rent
    Rooms to let...fifty cents.
    No phone, no pool, no pets
    I ain't got no cigarettes
    Ah, but..two hours of pushin' broom
    Buys an eight by twelve four bedroom
    I'm a man of means by no means
    King of the road.

    Artist: Roger Miller
    Real Lyric: Trailers for sale or rentRooms to let, fifty centsNo phone, no pool, no petsI ain't got no cigarettesAh, but, two hours of pushin' broomBuys an eight by twelve four-bit roomI'm a man of means by no meansKing of the road.

    The story:

    This was popular back in the late 50's and it is really easy to sing. A very catchy tune.

    Now, fast forward to 2008, I'm listening to an oldie station and it comes on. So with the window down in the car and me singing at the top of my lungs, I hear myself say, "Buys an eight by twelve four bedroom."

    I realized it was wrong and listened very hard to get the right words. The embassing part is that when I get really tickled, I laugh very loud. I was at a red light and people were looking at me very strangely.

    Bet I won't get them wrong again.

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