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    Touching you, touching me, touching you, yeah ya
    touch shampoo

    Artist: The Darkness
    Real Lyric: Touching you, touching me, touching you, god you're touching me

    The story:

    there isnt one really, it just doesn't sound like he
    is saying "god your touching me" except where he
    screams it in the bridge LOL.. really sounds like he
    is saying "yeah ya touch shampoo" LOL

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    i'm not sure the correct lyrics are "god, you're touching me" that's what all the lyrics sites say, but watching his lips, i'm not so sure ... does anyone see the same thing or can figout what the heck he IS saying there? =D cheers, thanks

    missniceguy Mar 10, 2012 3:48 pm