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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Touch my wart with your fingertips.

    Artist: Queen
    Real Lyric: Touch my world with your fingertips.

    The story:

    I've listened to this song for a good couple of years and even though I thought it a little odd for Queen to be singing about warts, I didn't question it...until about a week ago whenever my friend and I were driving around and I started to play/sing this song. My friend gave me a curious look and said, "I don't remember Freddie Mercury having a wart." After that, we looked up the lyrics and both had a good laugh. (I still deep down believe he does indeed say "wart" and the only reason he had that bushy mustache was to hide it.)

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