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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tootsie roll, tootsie roll

    Artist: English Beat
    Real Lyric: Twist and crawl, twist and crawl

    The story:

    Actually, this was heard by a girl at a dance club I was at. I was talking with the DJ, a good friend of mine, when a girl walked up to the booth to ask "who did that Tootsie Roll song". Neither of us could figure out what the devil she was talking about until he looked back over his play list and suddenly realized that he had played "Twist and Crawl" a few songs back.

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