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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Too f***ing busy,
    Rolly too...

    Artist: Soundtracks
    Real Lyric: Scoop, Muck, and DizzyRolly too, ....

    The story:

    My 3 year-old nephew was singing it this way. He was walking around the house one day, and his mother and I both looked at each other and said "WHAT did he just say?!?"

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    Wow, PBS really does improve the vocabulary of our children...though maybe we could bring back Electric Company instead. Not only with Morgan Freeman, though...have Samuel L. Jackson, too! "We're going to learn to read, mothaf***as!"

    Chunkboi Dec 15, 2014 1:07 pm