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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tonight is the night, well fight 'til its over
    So we put our hands up like the ceiling fan told us, Like the ceiling fan told us.

    Artist: Macklemore
    Real Lyric: Tonight is the night, well fight 'til its overSo we put our hands up like the ceiling cant hold us, Like the ceiling cant hold us.

    The story:

    I was singing it in the van with my friend, and she asked me what I said, and I told her. She laughed so hard that she soda came out her nose. I told her that was what my middle son told me the words were, and she told me that he must be picking on me. She told me the real lyrics. I called my son out on that one.

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