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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tomatoes, in my toaster, can't get me some pie

    Artist: Katy Perry
    Song: Hot N Cold
    Real Lyric: Stuck on a roller coaster, can't get off this ride

    The story:

    I was singing along at a party and one of my friends says to me "What song are you singing". So I say "The one that's playing, Hot N Cold, duh." She goes "Honey, no, you've done something terribley wrong. I've never sung it like that again.

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    Old girl was a biotch. Sing it how you want, its your song that way. Tomatoes in your toaster would be cold then hot anyway.

    JMonkey Jun 03, 2009 8:17 am