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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Toe to toe, dancing very close
    Buddy breathing, almost comatose

    Artist: Blondie
    Song: Rapture
    Real Lyric: Toe to toe dancing very closeBody breathing almost comatose

    The story:

    Just now. And perhaps the moment is to raw, and I
    am in denial, but I don't believe I *am* wrong.
    The internet consensus seems to be that the
    lyrics say "body breathing" but I ask - what *is*
    body breathing? Whereas, buddy breathing makes so
    much more sense - something you do when you're
    short of oxygen, desperately in need of *her* and
    likely to become comatose... don't you think?

    My version is unquestionably better than "the
    original" - if it really *is* the original...

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