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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    to your surprise
    then you realize
    that you're riding on a pair of sixes
    in this heavy-handed metaphor

    Artist: Andrew Bird
    Song: Sovay
    Real Lyric: no one looks too surprisedthen you realizethat you're riding on a para-successof a heavy-handed metaphor

    The story:

    I was going to tell a friend about how much I like
    the "pair of sixes" line, and went to look it up to
    get the full lines...turns out it's not about poker
    at all.

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