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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    To your powers

    Artist: Pantera
    Song: I'm Broken
    Real Lyric: Too young for ones

    The story:

    Had to get this album back in '94 as soon as it was released.
    This was during my head-banging adolescence. A lot of their
    lyrics made little sense, so I consulted the booklet frequently.
    Point is; I probably discovered the actual lyrics early.
    Incidentally, did anybody else have the supplemental Far
    Beyond Driven on vinyl? Cover had an illustration of a guy
    about to receive an auger rectally. Was quite bizarre.

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