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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    To the liquor store, it's the cone of the voice...

    Artist: Lou Bega
    Song: Mambo No. 5
    Real Lyric: To the liquor store, at the corner, the boys...



    The story:

    Well, when I first heard the song, I thought it very uninspired, and pointless, as I still do to this day, but when I heard that line, I couldn't make it out in any way shape or form. It sounded like it said something about a cone. At first I thought it was "cone of the month", seeing as Lou Bega was himself a flavor of the month, and I suppose it was wishful thinking on my part, that he may actually realize that fact. On the second hearing, I heard "cone of the voice" which made no sence at all, but it cirtainly sounded funny, and made Mr. Bega seem that much more ridiculous. After a month of hearing "cone of the voice", which my friend admitted it did sound like, I discovered the true content of the song, thus plummiting it back to its original status of meaningless cliches. Still to this day, if someone has the utter lack of taste to play that song, I hear "cone of the voice" in lou of the actual lyrics.

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