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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Time to weigh Jerome, to weigh Jerome, to
    weigh Jerome

    Song: Big Empty
    Real Lyric: Time to wait too long, to wait too long, to wait too long

    The story:

    I knew this couldn't be right. I was in a car
    with two friends with this song on and I said,
    "Wow, so how much does this Jerome guy
    weigh?" They were confused, so I explained.
    They've learned to dismiss me. But I swear
    that's what they are singing. Listen to it!

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