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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Time goes back... so sue me.

    Artist: Madonna
    Song: Hung Up
    Real Lyric: Time goes by... so slowly.

    The story:

    I heard this song on the radio at work several times a day and wondered why no one thought the lyrics were kind of weird. "But hey, it's Madonna, she can get away with anything."
    Since my first language isn't English and I had some doubts, I brought it up to my colleagues gently, and they, obviously, laughed their **ses off. Not once but about seven times, 'til this date. Er.

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