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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    tied to machines that make me pee

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: tied to machines that make me be

    The story:

    I was belting the lyrics out loud when my husband, before he was my husband and he started laughing. I asked why and he said what's so horrible about being tied to machines that make you pee? At the time I had a tiny bladder and that idea was torture to me.

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    I was trying to decipher the lyrics on paper. A friend of mine saw the lyrics and started singing them, full Hetfield. He literally choked on the line and couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes. I said, "What, he's on dialysis! He's got no legs, how would he go to the bathroom!?" I agree, a more medically sound version.

    AvidRay Oct 21, 2014 11:45 pm