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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tied to machines that make me pee

    Artist: Metallica
    Song: One
    Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be

    The story:

    I was singing aloud in the car with a friend, who looked and me and started laughing uncontrollably.

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    lol the phrase itself is funny "Machines that make me pee" (and it really looks like that in the song)

    doodad Sep 23, 2009 6:34 pm

    Well kind of sadistic. Getting these lyrics wrong egad, "I dub the Unforgiven"

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:25 am