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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Throw on your clothes
    And take your wedding car to the liqour store

    Artist: Guns N' Roses
    Song: Night Train
    Real Lyric: Put on your clothesTake your credit card to the liqour store

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    You mean that's not what he said? News to me!

    aforestgrew Jan 18, 2012 1:16 am

    I heard the same thing too for years until one day I looked at the lyrics & was totally wrong

    Gnrdude Aug 04, 2011 11:33 am