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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Three steps, fight an honest fight,
    Two snips and you're circumcised.

    Artist: Delta Goodrem
    Song: In This Life
    Real Lyric: Three steps, fight an honest fight,Two hearts, that can start a fire.

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    (And yes, I've been watching Sailor Moon Abridged.)

    xx_BROKEN_xx Sep 26, 2010 1:45 am

    What. The. *honk*. How did you hear THAT?

    xx_BROKEN_xx Sep 26, 2010 1:45 am