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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Thought I'd go out with Kate, and Edith too.

    Artist: Four Seasons
    Real Lyric: Thought I could have my cake and eat it too.

    The story:

    Not sure, but I was probably shopping in a Goodwill store, where they play moldy oldies on the PA system.

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    I didn't quite mishear it that way, but I wish this song was on classic rock stations, as well as oldies, with major adjustments to the musical arrangement and some other things. Can't wait for time travel...

    Marcus Jan 24, 2014 6:37 pm

    Not bad, makes sense!

    Anita91781 Jan 09, 2010 1:21 am