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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Though it's only been a month or so
    That old car's luggin' escargot

    Artist: Lobo
    Real Lyric: Though it's only been a month or soThat old car's buggin' us to go



    The story:

    I always sing, loudly, with the songs I enjoy while driving, but stopped singing (not driving) to sneeze during this one, doing about 120 km/hr. Speed is not relavent...it just finished my sentence nicely. When I hesitated, waiting for the above-mentioned sneeze (in case you forgot), this part of the song played, and I suddenly realized, after many years of certainty, it really couldn't be escargot. Could it? Well, why not? But more likely, why? There were no other references in the song about snails. Should have been my first clue. Looked up the lyrics when I got home, but all in all, I like my version better :).

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