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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Though I try to hide it - it's clear,
    I wear goggles when you are not here.

    Artist: Macy Gray
    Song: I Try
    Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it - it's clear,My world crumble's when you are not here.

    The story:

    It was last week at Odeon of all places. They were playing it over the tannoy and I hadn't heard it in ages. And I was just singing along and it hit me like a rock in the face.

    I used to think she was in a swimming pool and trying to catch up with her fish who was swimming away and 'choking' by saying GOODBYE (previous lyric)

    Hence the goggles thing.

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    Welcome to the living.

    JMonkey Jun 03, 2009 8:12 am