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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Though I tried to hide it, it's weird. I blow bubbles when you are not here.

    Artist: Macy Gray
    Song: I Try
    Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear. My world crumbles when you are not here.

    The story:

    I was singing it at the top of my lungs at a karaoke - trying to be all smug since I "knew" the song so well, when I looked up at the screen, saw the real lyrics, and almost died of embarrassment! An entire crowd of strangers now thought I was a complete idiot...and I can't even use the blonde thing as an excuse (I'm a highly educated brunette)
    I was mortified for ages and never went back to that karaoke bar.

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