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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Though I hope for something defined
    A casino wasted in wine

    Artist: Procol Harum
    Song: Conquistador
    Real Lyric: Though I'd hoped for something to find I could see no way to unwind



    The story:

    My brother and I argued about this for years. He had his own wierd version about a dog, and hours of dropping the needle on the vinyl didn't resolve anything. Years later I heard Procol Harem live. I was singing along with the band, smug in the correctness of my lyrics. Oops. Fortunately I think only one person actually heard me.

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