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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This one's for you and me, living out of trees...

    Artist: Bruno Mars
    Song: Lighters
    Real Lyric: This one's for you and me, living out our dreams...

    The story:

    For months I thought this was the dumbest song ever written, I mean, duh, people don't live out of trees, maybe he's singing about monkeys... I couldn't make sense of it, so I decided it was a metaphor for being so blissfully in love with eachother that you don't need material objects, like you know, shelter. The lighters were perhaps stars in the sky (which you have a lot of time to stare at if you're living in a tree). Then a few days ago I was driving and this some came on and I was like "Oh wait, he said "dreams" not "trees". I can't stop laughing at my own stupidity.

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