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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "This mind, this buddy and his foreskin cannot be stapled by your deviant ways"

    Artist: Fiona Apple
    Real Lyric: "This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled by your deviant ways"

    The story:

    I was singing this in the car with my mother, and she looked at me like, 'WHAT did you just say?' and I swore up and down to her that they were the actual lyrics, and she demanded to see the CD jacket...I felt like a goober

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    OMG That Sounds Painful...

    Gnrdude Dec 05, 2012 6:39 pm