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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is sandpit turtle. Will we ever see the end?
    This is sandpit turtle. Over and over again and

    Song: Shadow Moses
    Real Lyric: This is sempiternal. Will we ever see the end? This is sempiternal. Over and over again and again.

    The story:

    I was sitting in my house, and decided that it
    just didn't sound right. Although, I was singing
    it like that. My friend asked me what I was
    singing, and I told her. Then, she just laughed at
    me and posted it on facebook. I looked up the
    lyrics, and then deleted my facebook.

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