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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is my life, this is a tunnel
    How did I wake up here?
    Discarnate, breathing in a**holes
    My breasts to disappear
    I turned his grace, peed in a funnel
    I'm ready to dead time, let me dissolve
    Dude this snitch is so unnatural
    I remai

    Artist: AFI
    Real Lyric: This is my line, this is eternalHow did I ever end up here?Discarnate, preternaturalMy prayers to disappearAbsent of grace, marked as infernalUngranted in dead time left me disownedTo this nature, so unnaturalI remain alone

    The story:

    I have preety much always known that what I
    heard was slightly wrong. It's common
    knowledge that Davey Havok is nearly
    impossible to understand unless you're him in
    most songs. I actually had absolutely no idea
    what the real lyrics were until now and I don't
    think I'll ever remember them. I keep on hearing
    these other lyrics over and over and it's so hard
    for me to take it seriously.

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