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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    This is my dumb Carrie, and these are the Days of our Lives.

    Artist: Theme Songs
    Real Lyric: This is MacDonald Carey, and these are the Days of our Lives.

    The story:

    This wasn't so much embarassing as it was frustrating. My Mum watched this Romantic Serial (Days of our Lives), and I once asked her "Mummy, why does he call her my dumb Carrie?" My Mum explained it to me, and had me listen day after day after day, ad nauseum. It ALWAYS sounded like "my dumb Carrie" to me. It must have been many years later until I heard it correctly, despite being able to sing Old MacDonald Had A Farm since before hearing the intro to Days of our Lives! Grrrrrrr ... frustrating.

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