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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Think I'll slip on down to the ol' races

    Artist: Garth Brooks
    Real Lyric: Think I'll slip on down to the oasis

    The story:

    I was having a conversation with one of my friends about horse racing and said, "Well, you know, Garth Brooks likes horse racing. It's even in the song." I sang the lyrics the way I knew them (incorrectly), then trailed off as I noticed she was staring at me. She gave me a *look*, and then said, "You do know that the song says "oasis", right?" All I could do was say, "Uh... really?"

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