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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Think about how many times I have fallen
    Spirits are using me, larger voices calling'
    Why Heaven has brought you and me
    Cannot be forgotten

    I have been around the world
    looking for a common truth
    Who knows the pen and sword
    And you know it will….

    Real Lyric: Think about how many times I have fallenSpirits are using me, larger voices callin'What Heaven brought you and meCannot be forgotten(Been around the world)I have been around the world(Lookin')Lookin' for that woman-girl(Who knows she knows)Who knows love can endure

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    again, my dh loves to kid the living crap out of me for this.
    I've been singing songs for choirs since I was 10 years old!!
    Oh man…..

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