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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They're going in a straight line
    They're going through a-side one
    Kick 'em in the tampon
    Blitz Street bop

    They're boiling in the back seats
    The General's leaving
    Potato to the back beat
    Blitz Street bop

    Artist: Ramones
    Real Lyric: They're forming in a straight lineThey're going through a tight windThe kids are losing their mindsThe Blitzkrieg BopThey're piling in the back seatThey're generating steam heatPulsating to the back beatThe Blitzkrieg Bop

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    Boy oh boy, was this a mess. I finally just had to look up the lyrics to understand them.

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