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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They stab it with their silly knives
    But they just can't kill the beast

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: They stab it with their steely knives But they just can't kill the beast



    The story:

    I always thought that the point of those two lines was that their efforts were futile and pointless, but they kept at it anyway because they thought they were doing something productive. Those two lines were my favorite from the song because they're so profound...I was reading the lyrics on the sheet music, and when I learned those weren't the words, well, it doesn't sound as profound any more.

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