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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    They look just like two gurus in fact

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: They look just like two gurus in drag

    The story:

    I was at a house warming party with a kareoke machine. I chose to sing this song and the lyrics came up as "They look just like two gay guys in drag" I couldn't believe those were the lyrics, so my singing was abruptly halted with a burst of laughter. There's no way John Lennon would write that. This kareoke machine is made in the Philippines, and now that I have found the correct lyrics, I'm going to take a screen shot of these hysterical lyrics

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