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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's no forgiveness for her sins
    refer's on her schmense

    Artist: Type O Negative
    Real Lyric: There's no forgiveness for her sinsPrefers punishment?



    The story:

    My wife and I were driving from Longview, TX to Austin, TX and we decided to listen to some Type O Negative. The song came on and I was singing along with it when the lyrics came up. I sang, "...prefers punishment" and my wife said, "Wait, what was that lyric?" So I told her what the correct lyrics were and her face got so red that I though it was going to explode. I asked her why she was turning red, and she said, "I though the lyrics were 'refer's on her schmense'" "What does that even MEAN?" She said she didn't know and thought it was something jewish....

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