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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's gonna be no love left to ride
    And I know that it's complicated
    But I'm a loser in and out so baby
    Raise a glass to mend
    All the broken hearts
    Of all my rectal friends

    Artist: Lady Gaga
    Song: Speechless
    Real Lyric: There's gonna be no love left to ryeAnd I know that it's complicatedBut I'm a loser in love so babyRaise a glass to mendAll the broken heartsOf all my wrecked up friends

    The story:

    I was very confused about what would qualify someone to be a
    "rectal friend." I looked up the lyrics in my CD booklet.

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