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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's gonna be a hot egg tonight,
    a hot egg tonight, I know.

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: There's gonna be a heartache tonight,a heartache tonight, I know.



    The story:

    (There was no "Ah-HAH!" moment of revelation. I just grew to learn that no one sings about breakfast foods.) When I was little, I idolized the Eagles. I grew up with them, same as my parents, and this was one of my favorite songs. Not knowing what a heartache was, my little brain heard it as hot egg. Which, personally, I like better.
    No one likes heartaches.
    Everyone loves eggs.
    Mmm, eggs.

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