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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's an old man sitting next to me
    Making love to his tommy cat, Jim

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Piano Man
    Real Lyric: There's an old man sitting next to meMaking love to his tonic and gin

    The story:

    I don't remember the moment, but I was sure for years that I had the correct lyrics. I didn't think there was any actual bestiality involved, of course; I assumed it was some kind of metaphor.

    Besides, it's a gin and tonic, not a tonic and gin.

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