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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's an old man sittin' next to me with his dick in his tonic and gin.

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Piano Man
    Real Lyric: There's an old man sitting next to meMakin' love to his tonic and gin

    The story:

    A talented musician was practicing this tune on the piano in a recording studio, he was dead serious till he got to this line, then just belted it out and never missed a beat, finished the entire song without even a grin. My buddy and I were cracking up in the control booth for about five minutes.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/24/2002 10:10 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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