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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
    The place where I eat everyday at noon
    They say that it's beef, fish or pork, but it's purring on my fork, yes it's purring on my fork.
    Chow Ming asked if I wanted more, as he was callin' up his buddy at t

    Artist: Harry Chapin
    Real Lyric: there's a cat in the cradle and the silver spoonsLittle boy blue and the man on the moonBlah blah blahSomething something

    The story:

    It was my friend who found this somewhere, and I thought it was really funny. I still don't really know the original words, and plus- these words are better!

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