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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There was a flash of fist, an eyebrow cursed, you believe in last and
    red white shut.

    Artist: Franz Ferdinand
    Song: The Fallen
    Real Lyric: There was a flash of fist, an eyebrow burst, you've a lazy laugh and a red white shirt.

    The story:

    The eyebrow cursing (cause, you know, it was punched by a "flash
    of fist"?) sort of made sense, but "believe in last and red white shut"
    made me look up the lyrics. When I read the lyrics I realized that I
    had been mishearing about 50% of the entire song...

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