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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There used to be a man with his c**k in his hand.

    Artist: Queen
    Song: Headlong
    Real Lyric: There used to be a man with a stick in his hand.

    The story:

    I was at the play "We Will Rock You", in the front row. When they started singing Headlong, and it came to this line, I was singing along (as I had with every song). Suddenly my date was rolling back and forth in her seat because she heard my "wrong lyrics". Nearly disrupted the entire play because all of the actors were staring at her as they sang.

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