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There might be a little dust on the Bible
But don't let it fool ya about what's inside
There might be a little dust on the Bible
It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time

Artist: David Lee Murphy

Song: Dust On The Bottle

Real Lyric: There might be a little dust on the bottleBut don't let it fool ya about what's insideThere might be a little dust on the bottleIt's one of those things that gets sweeter with time

The story:

We were driving down the road and the song came on. I was singing about the dust ont he Bible. My prettier half cracked up and asked, "Have you not even listened to the song?" She went on to explain about Creole Williams being a wine maker. I thought my version was a little better though....there might be a little dust ont he Bible-but it does get sweeter with time!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/6/2004 4:35 pm

Age it happened

40

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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