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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There is no pain, you are a seal.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding.

    The story:

    This one has two stages of wrongness. When I was really young I assumed that it was talking about the aquatic animal, but then when I got to be around eight I thought I had "figured it out." I thought that the reason had no pain was that you had "sealed" it all away. I was all impressed that I had understood the message. Then finally a few years ago I was trying to find the lyrics for some other section of the song and I found out what it really was.

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