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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    there is no ham, no ham, no ham

    Artist: Boxer Rebellion
    Song: No Harm
    Real Lyric: there is no harm, no harm, no harm

    The story:

    It came on the radio and I liked the song so I looked up the name, but I misread it as "no ham" and since it sounded exactly like "ham" said with an English accent, I totally believed it. Then ran around my house telling my family "this song is called no ham, isn't that funny?!" Only after a few months of us singing it as "no ham" did my little sister look it up again. We still sing it as "no ham" because it sounds like the artist looked in his fridge because he was going to make a sandwich, but there was "no ham, no ham, noooooo haaaam!!!"

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