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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There before grazing ewe grow rye

    Song: Kathy's Song
    Real Lyric: There but for the grace of you go I. . .



    The story:

    At a restaraunt with my family when the song came on the canned music. I sat singing to myself and really getting into the emotional aspect of this great song. When I got to this line, my older sister and brother just stared at me and asked me to repeat the line. When I repeated it, they busted out laughing and drew the attention of the entire restaraunt. My sister then tried to explain the correct lyrics to me through her gales of laughter. This set of several other tables to laughing as well. For many years afterwards, my family would ask me if I knew any other "farming songs."

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