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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There are no monks in my bed
    There are none in Disneyland
    I'll be doing all I can
    Here's to dying honest men

    Confusion in my bed all night
    Had me gay, and I'll pay the price
    The sweetest one is Sexy Dave
    No I do not feel no sha

    Song: Funky Monks
    Real Lyric: There are no monks in my bandThere are no saints in this landI'll be doing all I canIf I die an honest manConfusion is my middle nameAsk me again I'll tell you the samePersuaded by one sexy dameNo I do not feel no shame

    The story:

    I was singing out loud at a party, and my friends started laughing at me.

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