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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here
    That can't be cured by > pudding and beer. <
    A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!

    Real Lyric: INTERESTING QUESTION! AS AN ADULT, I HAVE ASSUMED THE LYRICS TO BE (AND HAVE FOUND THEM ONLINE AS):There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man hereThat can't be cured by > putting him near < A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame! BUT I HAVE ALSO FOUND THEM ONLINE AS:...That can't be cured by > pullin' him near



    The story:

    As with my previous submission (which may have no proximity to this one!), the realization of my error was gradual and private - hey I was 3 or 4 years old when I was listening to this stuff. My mother was horrified to see her little blonde baby in a sailor hat dancing around the living room in the late '50s singing "Bloody Mary is the girl I love, now ain't that too damn bad!" Much of 'South Pacific,' 'Oklahoma,' 'My Fair Lady,' etc., made no sense to me whatsoever. Why wouldn't pudding and beer be good for these guys? I loved pudding; my daddy loved beer - Good times!

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