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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Then once you turn to Jesus,
    You'll go down on one knee,
    But they'll want their money back if you are lyin', honey, breathe!

    Artist: U2
    Song: Hold Me
    Real Lyric: They'll want you to be Jesus,They'll go down on one knee,But they'll want their money back if you're alive at thirty-three.

    The story:

    I read the lyrics on a website. But these are pretty cool; sing 'em, with a drawl on "lyin'". They sound good!

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