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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Then I told you 'bout our kid, that he's not a tomato.

    Artist: Cream
    Song: Badge
    Real Lyric: Then I told you 'bout our kid; now he's married to Mabel.

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    I heard the word tomato as well, but I also heard the married part. I thought the line was He's married tomato.

    Burrellfan1 Feb 20, 2011 1:11 am

    The Mabel lyric is way more weird. Who is she? Is it good to be married to Mabel or not?

    eeemcd Oct 07, 2010 3:04 pm