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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Then I told you 'bout our kid,
    how he's not a tomato.

    Artist: Cream
    Song: Badge
    Real Lyric: Then I told you 'bout our kid,now he's married to Mabel



    The story:

    In a college dorm room, freshman year, talking with a bunch of friends about what a great band Cream was, musically, lyricly, I referenced how singing about how a kid is not a tomato was such a very poetic way of saying that you shouldn't fool around when having sex, because you're possibly creating another human -- and not something far less significant like a tomato. Most friends there wouldn't believe what I was saying and broke up laughing, I tried to convince them I was right, and I might have convinced a couple for a while. We played the song. Truth was revealed. We thought maybe "not a tomato" might have been deeper, but the product of an overactive imagination... Joke definitely was on me.

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